Ha! I'm still here!
Well, it has been almost a month since last I ventured into the blogging world. I figured I had taken enough of a hiatus, so I have returned to grace the masses with my thoughts. Only for a day or so, though. Saturday we are going to Texas for about 2 weeks.
Surprisingly, there hasn't been too much going on since last time. I got certified as a Unit Prevention Leader, meaning now I am authorized and certified to teach my company about the horrors of drug and alcohol abuse. It also means that when we make the guys pee into little bottles that I get to do all the paperwork, and handle the transportation of a couple of gallons of warm liquid in varying shades of yellow. Speaking of random drug testing, two of our soldiers came up positive for drug use, and are now on there way out of the Army. Another soldier who was transferred to a different unit came up hot at his new home for cocaine, so they shipped him back to us to deal with. Problem was, he was there for a week before he was tested. Coke stays in your system for up to 3 days. He did it on their watch. Those lazy bastards! Actually, he confessed to doing it the night before the test. He came up so hot, I'm surprised he didn't pee right through the bottle.
Holly has gotten over teh bulk of her illness. She has regained most of her energy back, and has taken back a lot of the housework from me. Bless her heart, she is a godsend. I love that gal!
Holly and I both have finished this semester of school. Holly did well, and I did great in one class and fairly well in another. You wouldn't know it to look at the grades though. Never mind that I achieved 84 percent of the possible points in the class - my grade says 70% thanks to the way this (expletive deleted) grades her (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) class. (expletive deleted).
Well, it's almost time to watch CSI, so have an enjoyable day!
Surprisingly, there hasn't been too much going on since last time. I got certified as a Unit Prevention Leader, meaning now I am authorized and certified to teach my company about the horrors of drug and alcohol abuse. It also means that when we make the guys pee into little bottles that I get to do all the paperwork, and handle the transportation of a couple of gallons of warm liquid in varying shades of yellow. Speaking of random drug testing, two of our soldiers came up positive for drug use, and are now on there way out of the Army. Another soldier who was transferred to a different unit came up hot at his new home for cocaine, so they shipped him back to us to deal with. Problem was, he was there for a week before he was tested. Coke stays in your system for up to 3 days. He did it on their watch. Those lazy bastards! Actually, he confessed to doing it the night before the test. He came up so hot, I'm surprised he didn't pee right through the bottle.
Holly has gotten over teh bulk of her illness. She has regained most of her energy back, and has taken back a lot of the housework from me. Bless her heart, she is a godsend. I love that gal!
Holly and I both have finished this semester of school. Holly did well, and I did great in one class and fairly well in another. You wouldn't know it to look at the grades though. Never mind that I achieved 84 percent of the possible points in the class - my grade says 70% thanks to the way this (expletive deleted) grades her (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) (expletive deleted) class. (expletive deleted).
Well, it's almost time to watch CSI, so have an enjoyable day!
posted by XiXo @ 19:35
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